Pick your victim.
Sorry, mate.
Birthday legend, worksite pest or the friend who thinks they’re untouchable.
CLASSIC AUSSIE BANTER. MADE PERSONAL.
Your mates.
Our mouths.
Big trouble.
Personalised video roasts that turn your mate’s worst habits, best stories and biggest stuff-ups into the punchline.
Birthdays. Bucks. Hens. Workmates. Or just because they’ve had it coming.
Orders aren’t open yet. Get one email when they are.
“Yeah, nah. They’re not ready.”
BIG TREVA walking bad influence.
GIVE US THE AMMO.✳WE’LL DO THE DAMAGE.✳YOU’VE BEEN STITCHED UP.
SO, WHAT’S THE STITCH-UP?
A gift they’ll
never live down.
Forget another boring birthday message. This one knows their name. And their embarrassing stories.
Stitched Up is a personalised comedy video service starring our cast of larger-than-life Aussie characters. You supply the stories and what you want said. Our characters bring the roast to life, packed with cheeky Australian banter.
Country characters. Worksite humour. Party troublemakers. All building towards those magic words: “You’ve been stitched up.”
Pick your victim.
Spill the stories.
Choose a character, answer a few questions and write what you want them to say. Starter lines help you get going.
Review. Approve.
Stitch up.
Review your private preview. Once you approve it, download the finished roast and share it with your mate.
A FEW OF THE USUAL SUSPECTS
Nice to meet you.
Terrible for your ego.
Press play for a character intro.
Cheeky humour and strong language.
THE WORKSITE WEAPON
Gazza
Every crew has a bloke who needs taking down a peg.
THE BBQ KNOW-IT-ALL
Big Trev
Big opinions. Questionable advice. Absolutely no filter.
THE LOUD ONE
Shazza
If you wanted subtle, you’ve come to the wrong woman.
And there’s more trouble coming: Wozza, Kazza, Kev, Shirley, Steve-O & Tash.
FIRST IN. FIRST STITCH-UP.
Got a mate
in mind?
Leave your email and we’ll let you know when orders open. Start collecting the stories in the meantime.
One launch announcement. No ongoing promotions.
Your email stays off the roast.
We store your email, signup time and launch permission in our private contact list and use Resend to manage the launch email list. A hashed network address helps limit spam submissions. New signups receive a branded confirmation email, followed by one notification when orders open.
Cancel immediately after signing up, or ask us to remove your details at privacy@getstitchedup.com.au. Any launch email will include an unsubscribe option.
CURRENTLY LOADING THE AMMO
Start thinking
of names.
We’re getting the crew ready for launch. Follow the character intros, send your mates this page, and come back when it’s time to stitch someone up.
Follow the chaos on Instagram (opens in a new tab)@_Stitchedup_Official · Launch date coming soon
Give us a shout.
Questions, collaborations or something we should know? Here’s where to find us.